Clever Clever
Tuesday, August 24th 2010
According to the cover story of the latest Time Magazine (16 August 2010), researchers at the Great Ape Trust have ... Read More
My World Cup Experience… So Far
Friday, June 25th 2010
As we are heading into the round of 16 of the FIFA World Cup, I feel obliged to post something ... Read More
Rapes of Wrath
Friday, April 23rd 2010
This week I received an e-mail forward claiming that there is a “new kind of rape” out there. I barely ... Read More
World Cup Tickets Go On Sale
Thursday, April 15th 2010
I set out to Brooklyn today to grab some tickets, and came back empty-handed. Why? Because I'm not a queuing ... Read More
Eli the Cryptic Update Echidna
Monday, February 22nd 2010
Considering the rampant rise in cryptic status updates on Facebook, I have created a little mascot called Eli the Cryptic ... Read More
Waiter! Waiter! There’s a fly in my… pizza.
Friday, January 22nd 2010
Yes, I know, not the most cryptic of titles, but nevertheless a true story. As a friend of mine bit ... Read More
FOR SALE
Wednesday, January 13th 2010
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Good condition- hardly ever used
Included in price: 3 witty writers who will make up to 1 post every 6 ... Read More
Car Guards and Protection Rackets
Tuesday, November 17th 2009
The business of public car-guarding is about as legitimate as any protection racket. A recent comment on one of our ... Read More
Save Time, Forget The Panda
Wednesday, November 11th 2009
I’m not quite sure how the topic came up, but a few days ago I had a discussion with my ... Read More
Urinal TVs
Tuesday, November 3rd 2009
I ask myself every day, is it the future yet? …That's a lie, of course. But I used to, until ... Read More








