Think twice before registering your domain name!

Just as with Rowan Atkinson’s infamous roll-call routine (in his sketch for stage called Smut) this post is riddled with schoolboy sexual innuendo and lavatorial humour. What could be funnier though? Whether an honest oversight or terribly enduring and public Freudian slip, these domain name may not always read as the owners would have originally intended…

Baby making weather? All alone? Try our new literary erotica section:
www.wintersexpress.com (Winters Express newspaper)

Feeling generous? Why not show throw in a special gift when paying for your next illegal solicitation:
www.whorepresents.com (Who Represents – Agent Directory)

Seeing that you’ve bought the gift, now you just need someone to give it to:
www.gotahoe.com (Lake Tahoe)

But let us not forget the needs of them ladies. You will be hard pressed to find a more succinct service description for a male escort service:
www.webone.com (Web One – boring programming stuff)

There is nothing tender about this site. For your passionate Italian experience visit:
www.powergenitalia.com (Electricity Utility of Italy)

Forget about the Italian Stallions, are you rather into BDSM?
www.choosespain.com (Choose Spain)

Still too old fashioned? Into the more bizarre and kinky stuff? Have a fetish for data? Well:
www.dicksondata.com (Dickson Data)

The pen is supposedly mightier than the sword, but if you’re looking for a sword-fest of another sort may just find this site slightly anti-climactic:
www.penisland.net (Pen Island – Custom made pens)

Police GIS, vengeance aid or Japanese fetish?
www.therapistfinder.com (Therapist Finder)

Don’t settle for second best, get the pros to lob off that todger:
www.expertsexchange.com (Experts Exchange)

When wearing swimming trunks you can still blame it on air trapped when you walked into the pool, put with these Lycra loin-cloths there simply is nothing to hide behind.
www.speedofart.com (Speed of Art)

Well, I suppose anything is available in NYC:
www.nycanal.com (New York Canals)

With the exception of them Italian dicks (which is supposedly under maintenance), all of these other sites are real and up and running. Speed of Art has caught on and has laughingly admitted their foul smelling choice of name by converting their site into an equally foul looking ad page.